5 things to make you go....NSFW

So, during the process of doing my job, I get asked a wide variety of sex-related questions, and Googling has really exposed me to a wide array of concepts I had hitherto unheard of. Maybe you have not, either. Anyway, here are some.

1. Wikifur:

'Autumn Vixen'

This concept is amazing. A furry-based online peer-reviewed website. In case you are not familiar, a furry is generally a person that is 'expressing an interest in anthropomorphic animals and/or creatures'. From the outside, that general interest seems mostly sexual, and perverted. Is it though? I don't care. What part of anyones sex life isn't?

2. Exotic dildos:

Here is a site called Bad Dragon. They sell dildos and masturbators. Some of the dildos ejaculate and they also make and sell imitation semen refills. I don't want to ruin the whole surprise, here's a hint:

And another:

Once again, that's: http://www.bad-dragon.com/ .

3. Man lingerie:

The opulence and sexuality of lingerie for women, cut for men, so their junk can fit in the underpants. Enough said.

But not enough seen!

 

So, that and much more can be found here: http://xdress.com/

4. Testicle pumping/scrotal stretching:

Never thought this existed before a couple of customers called about it. You may guffaw at the idea, but here's a dude who takes it very seriously: https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/lib2b.htm

And here's his penis/testicles combo:

 Honestly, I think this looks pretty masculine, in an agricultural kind of way...

Here's some pumping/stretching routines in action:

Not a pressed ham.

Yep.





5. This plate:

This was brought to my attention during a certain wedding brouhaha, and I regret not bringing it up sooner.

From the site:
"A collaboration between Gribsby and illustrator Emanuele Caponera, this plate has been specially produced to mark the occasion of the wedding of Wills and Kate.
The plate is six inches wide. The lettering reads: "Wills and Kate - 29/4/11 - God bless you!" and "Gribsby's tantric commemorative tableware".
This is a limited edition of one thousand. Each plate comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity, signed by Gribsby.
The plate was produced in Stoke on Trent.
Please allow up to three weeks for delivery. Price includes postage and packing, inland and overseas."

For 80 pounds, this can be yours, to eat off every night. Functional, sexy ware.